“Well?” asks Teddy.“I lost mine!” Said Tim and Tom at the same time.Teddy then smiles and pulls out 3 quarters.A Newfie went hunting one day i... Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like Newfies.The game warden ordered the Newfie to show his hunting license, and the Newfie pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.The game warden looked at the license, then reached over. I bet my huge double d's turn him on whenever I'm around him. He even tried to finger me one time when no one was in the store. If he wasn't my boss I would've slapped him. I'm so tired from that bull-crap I take off all my clothes and go to bed. I wake up for some reason thinking I hear something. It's probably that stupid fucking dog barking again I say to myself. I try to fall asleep again when I feel something creeping up my leg. Oh my god had it sneaked into the house I thought to myself?. The waitresses cleared up, balancing the used glasses on trays suspended by spiky chains attached to their nipple clamps. The chains extended down between their legs anchored to a ring on their butt plug, so the diners could haul them back when they missed an item.Sam took Molly as his +1, dressed in her new leather bustier and open-access leggings, sitting together at the head of the table, watching the serving staff servicing each other.During the meal red and cat are under the table, taking. Next, Julie took a piece for herself and sucked loudly on the sweet juices.“I love a good suck,” Julie proclaimed, “don’t you Zetia?”Zetia ignored the question, but her cheeks flushed. I rolled my eyes and finished dressing as the women fell into a natural banter about the tastes of different apples. My mind tuned out their continued chatter while I went over a short mental checklist of instructions for the Wolves. When I turned my attention back to them, Zetia chuckled and agreed she enjoyed.
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